something I’ve been thinking lately Show more
What most people pay the most attention to matters the least, a lot of the time. That seems to be a truth that is hard to get away from. Though on the other hand people tend to think things outside of their experience as mattering the least, so idk
how the fuck do people have time to do anything
friendly reminder that tilde.town has its very own minecraft server!
. . . as if the targeted advertisements on facebook couldn't get any creepier.
My emotions swing wildly due to withdrawing from nicotine and right now I am feeling all sorts of regret about being a mediocre college student.
Told my boss I am very overwhelmed today and they were actually really cool about it! 😁
There’s a ridiculous amount of quality toots on here with almost no reacts. Y’all are comedy geniuses
The other week I asked for “diet barbecue” when I meant “diet root beer” and I don’t understand why that makes so much sense
guy 1 (has never sat on his balls because they are too small): i sit on my balls constantly dude. it feels so good
guy 2 (also has small balls): oh man i go bonkers for that stuff.. and it hurts a bit? but it still feels so good
guy 1: yea it hurts but it just feels too good
war,, war never changes
wtf is all this clout shit
There are not enough cages and chains. This is very frustrating.
— Olin Esmulustuth, sheriff
How to tell the earth isn’t flat: go to two places on the earth at the same time of day with pole, measure shadow