something I’ve been thinking lately Show more

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friendly reminder that tilde.town has its very own minecraft server!

mc.tildeverse.org

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does anyone have, the pic of mario thats like this

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. . . as if the targeted advertisements on facebook couldn't get any creepier.

My emotions swing wildly due to withdrawing from nicotine and right now I am feeling all sorts of regret about being a mediocre college student.

Told my boss I am very overwhelmed today and they were actually really cool about it! 😁

There’s a ridiculous amount of quality toots on here with almost no reacts. Y’all are comedy geniuses

The other week I asked for “diet barbecue” when I meant “diet root beer” and I don’t understand why that makes so much sense

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guy 1 (has never sat on his balls because they are too small): i sit on my balls constantly dude. it feels so good

guy 2 (also has small balls): oh man i go bonkers for that stuff.. and it hurts a bit? but it still feels so good

guy 1: yea it hurts but it just feels too good

nicotine addiction Show more

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melancholy Show more

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There are not enough cages and chains. This is very frustrating.

— Olin Esmulustuth, sheriff

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How to tell the earth isn’t flat: go to two places on the earth at the same time of day with pole, measure shadow

???

Not flat

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