My Home timeline hasn't updated in 4 days. I am becoming concerned.

I do not understand any part of this.

It came up when I googled "Classic Santa Claus"

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Riker: Skinner, his kitchen in flames
Picard:...
Riker: Martin, his geode unacknowledged!
Picard: (dismissive wave) David, after dentist.
Riker: Chipmunk, it's expression dramatic!
Picard: Christian Bale, his voice raised!
Riker: Fry, his eyes narrowed.
Picard: Shaka, when the walls fell.

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boring/sex positivity Show more

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At least we can all agree that Chrono Trigger is the best video game.

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RT @wilkieii@twitter.com
1999: dang all the cool kids have a Dreamcast

2019: dang all the cool kids have a Dreamcast

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Every morning I make a breakfast and a lunch for my partner.

Every morning I forget that, even though I did a bunch of cooking, I didn't actually eat anything.

My least favorite thing about gamers isn't so much the misogyny or tendency towards fascism. It's that they keep talking about how the PlayStation started out as a collaboration between Nintendo and Sony as if there's anyone left in the world who doesn't know.

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It's interesting how we've all mentally downgraded the don't marry women guy to basically a wacky sitcom-esque neighbor

I recently hired an artist whose never been paid for their art before to do interiors on my next book. They're worried that they're going to do art wrong, and I just want to hug the stupid out of them.

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tired: hypercapitalists
wired: economic powergamers

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*extremely liberal voice*
Tax breaks for small prison owners

One of my favorite historical facts is that the city of Rome wasn't actually named "Rome." The Romans believed that if the true name of their city were ever known it would allow them to be conquered by their enemies. "Roma" is just what they called it so they didn't constantly have to say "That city in which we live, but cannot say the name of."

The city's true name has been lost to history, but there's serious speculation among historians and archeologists that it was "Amor."

As in "Roma" backwards.

One of the most successful cultures in history, whose legacy is still omnipresent in our culture 1500 years after the fall of the West, named itself the way an 8th grader names characters in their D&D campaign.

I uploaded my fifth Mario Maker 2 course last night. It's the first one that I am 100% unabashedly proud of. This is a GOOD level. Please play it:

KS3-4DC-1TF

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1) it's cool that soldier 76 is gay
2) it's very clearly a calculated safe move by blizzard to do so
3) if you rely on major corporations to deliver queer content you'll be forever trying to make a meal out of table scraps
4) support small queer artists directly

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