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(finally) moved fediverse.network to a new server. Should work better now… (unless my bad luck sticks and this one has hardware issues as well!)

The cat put his paw in my eye. Can’t open it anymore 👍 I’m lucky theses days ..

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Oh... my, aaargh!
Due to gender equality, the Girl Scouts of the USA sue the Boy Scouts of America for "trademark infringement".
reuters.com/article/us-boy-sco

Maybe they could just join the 1900s and merge, as e.g. the Scouting Associations in Sweden did in 1961 rather than fight each other over cooties?

genre Macron va faire un hommage a Pétain? C'est tellement gros j'ai cru que c'était une info du Gorafi wtf…

Oooh bon anniversaire @papey !! 🎂🍻🍻🎂🎉

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I'm looking for a great new colleague and FreeBSD kernel hacker to support us with ZFS project, RT please.

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qui a encore foutu un lundi là a cet endroit précis

Five days after looks like the pain is finally over. yayyyy

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I have an horrible tooth pain plz send halp

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CEO of Pleroma here, we just became part of the IBM family. Because our goals are so aligned we'll be shutting down the fediverse tomorrow. Thanks for travelling with us on this awesome journey!

DIS MOIIII OUIIIIIIII ANDYYYYYYY
oooohoohohohhohohohohohooooooo

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this meme made by elixir programming language gang

Ah
Ah
There's a man at the bus stop standing by you
You've seen him and he's seen you
You've seen each other so many times before
It's the face on the TV that reads the news
The singers singing that can't sing the blues
The soldier who died but he's still too young to choose
It's the girl you met when you were sixteen
You fell in love but in between
Found that she did not really love you

It's all right pinning your faith in youth
'Cause youth has one saving grace
It buds and it blossoms and it flies for a while
And then it starts to fade away
You're looking at beauty but all that you're seein' is skin
The machine, the machine that cried
The machine, the machine that cried

It's all right facing your life own truth
If everyone believes what you say
The beggar and the tycoon and the honest man
All in league for a day
We're dealing in fiction 'cause the truth's gonna drive us insane
The machine, the machine that cried
The machine, the machine that cried

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