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Anyone in living in #chile can tell me how is to live there as a Developer?

If you've ever wondered how books get onto archive.org, this is how

what's the cutest computer you own? mine's probably my thinkpad x60

Do the French find it weird that we wash our clothes with parsley

oh and just a heads up, writers:

fiction pays between 1 - 10 cents a word.

marketing writing pays ten times that.

ghostwriting in marketing pays thirty times more.

I am literally looking to make a fraction for my own sense of wellbeing.

Fuck you, we eatin ass out here grandpa

@dayglochainsaw Waitress: Hi welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?
Me: uh. Bees?
W: HE HAS PICKED THE BEES!!!
*The whole restaurant begins chanting "Bees. Bees. Bees." While pounding on the tables, a deep buzzing can be heard from the kitchen.

Porygon: WHY VIDEOGAME FILMS BAD

Me: *gestures incredulously at Takashi Miike's Ace Attorney, Yakuza films*

Please everyone, advert your eyes from this vicious serval attack

niu.moe/media/JS_LmFQfd9yuj6VY

it just insults everything and hopes it works

My verdict of Paradise PD after 2 and a bit episodes: It's bad.
It's just bad.
Like it's not funny.
It doesn't even try to be funny.
It tries to be like
idek

> badmouth AI
> get an AI "job opportunity" 40 minutes later

huh. btw i think cute girls are way overrated.
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