If you've ever wondered how books get onto archive.org, this is how
what's the cutest computer you own? mine's probably my thinkpad x60
Do the French find it weird that we wash our clothes with parsley
oh and just a heads up, writers:
fiction pays between 1 - 10 cents a word.
marketing writing pays ten times that.
ghostwriting in marketing pays thirty times more.
I am literally looking to make a fraction for my own sense of wellbeing.
Fuck you, we eatin ass out here grandpa
@dayglochainsaw Waitress: Hi welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?
Me: uh. Bees?
W: HE HAS PICKED THE BEES!!!
*The whole restaurant begins chanting "Bees. Bees. Bees." While pounding on the tables, a deep buzzing can be heard from the kitchen.
Porygon: WHY VIDEOGAME FILMS BAD
Me: *gestures incredulously at Takashi Miike's Ace Attorney, Yakuza films*
@href j'adore les malédictions : https://twitter.com/UnBaton_/status/1050657431548649472
it just insults everything and hopes it works
My verdict of Paradise PD after 2 and a bit episodes: It's bad.
It's just bad.
Like it's not funny.
It doesn't even try to be funny.
It tries to be like
Cybre-postrock technoqueer. Functional Programming and broken figments of thoughts
I go by she/her, and it's usually with your mum.
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