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When a cryptid toots something I don’t understand, I still smash the like because I assume it is good.

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i like this website because you can just float through your life and write notes about it

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If you ever find yourself google image searching ‘young zizek’ log off

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as a communist my first priority is to take away everyones toothbrush, as personal toothbrush ownership is the biggest problem caused by capitalism

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@goodleftyfundies
Thanks for the reminder. I had to go out to boop one as she was really loving the "D". The other came in for boops but then scarpered because I was eating an orange (he hates orange).

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@goodleftyfundies
The cats are out getting some vitamin "D" right now but I'll boop them when they come in.

I miss having cats :( I haven’t had them since I moved out of my parents a few years ago. Want to pet & boop :(

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i was originally the third member of Hall & Oates. We were called Hall, Oates & Healyn. But those guys were big time haters

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when will my husband* return from the war**

*nothing but the toot
**hiatus

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posting the word 'anus' four hundred and twenty times and immediately gaining thousands of followers

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hey! I know I like to go around and make long threads on hsitory and stuff, but you know who always teaches me when I don't know shit? my amazingly smart girlfriend Lynne. she has a whole series of threads where she goes on about tech and stuff, and they're really great! #LynneTeachesTech is an underrated gem of the fediverse

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