the character limit is 888, as if i were capable of creating that much quality contact

this post is purely 100% for mastodon and will not be repeated on twitter

hello

And I might not be there
When your world comes fallin' down
But I'll be somewhere near
dancin' to the sound

youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=z

Gon' get shit popping like Percocet
Got pent up anger that ain't surfaced yet
Two stepping like the boss dispersed the check
Imagine this hymn is a hand grenade

the thing with Sam Pritchard is, hell always get there in the end

RT @DSA_Eugene@twitter.com: Boss makes a dollar
You make a dime
It's actually way worse than that
Like way worse.
We'd have to invent a smaller denomination of coin
To show how little you actually make
Relative to your boss
But that doesn't rhyme

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/DSA_Eugene/status/

RT @flexlibris@twitter.com: I was talking to some friends about how it would be cool if I held a grantwriting workshop for people on the left (I've successfully written about $775,000 worth of grants for my work). I'm wondering if people would be interested and if yall have ideas of where I should host it.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/flexlibris/status/

folks its okay i moved the laptop as soon as i'd taken the picture
RT @communalsauce@twitter.com self-care before the self-crit

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/communalsauce/stat

RT @jamuenzel@twitter.com: Cheat codes for CA elections:

1. Check what the California Apartment Association is spending money on, vote the other way

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/jamuenzel/status/1

Just in case you're worrying, I'm okay. I'm out of town for training and someone gifted me cash to get a fancy dinner tonight. ๐Ÿ’œ

"The leopard does not change his shorts" - Nanny Ogg

RT @k_morrissey@twitter.com: Jonmny Smum's writing for the next season of Bojack is ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/k_morrissey/status

I'm staying in a hotel for work and made the mistake of turning on the television. it's really bad.

RT @RlyFunAtParties@twitter.com: Hello! Reply with pics of your pets, and I will put googly eyes on them.
That is all.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/RlyFunAtParties/st

I SURE DO LOVE USING PYTHON ON MAC OS, IT'S SO PAINLESS

this'll really flush the fellow Olds out of my followers ๐Ÿ‘€

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