im going to be honest... people who aren't following me should be following me
Watching the music video for Annie Lennox's No More "I Love You's" right now and being mesmerized by the gay ballet guys' arm pit hair
“Tell me a story” I say
You smile and nod
I wrap my mouth around your lore spigot
Hi friends I’m here for the gritty reimagining of “Butterfly Kisses” by Bob Carlisle
Thinking of having the Ghostbusters theme song played at my funeral.
my neck, my back, my pussy and *gimli voice* MY AXE
Cue me suddenly (and randomly) realizing "ultra violence" in A CLOCKWORK ORANGE is a play on the word ultraviolet.
just a little bit about me:
-have never felt good
-brain is made of rocks
-i look like shit
-i will never die
-i will never stop posting
Hey, if I wanted to install your app, I would only need to see the ad once. Your insistence that I see it 20 times a day on Snapchat tells me that 1) you are somehow paying for those ads, and therefore 2) you must be making a fuck ton of money off that shit, and so 3) your app is a festering dumpster fire with ads and tracking turned up to eleven.
In other words, fuck off Tik Tok. I wasn't planning to install your shitty app in the first place but I'm sure as fuck not going anywhere near it now
Also I roast my own #coffee
Finally, here's my dog; she loves you.
Just call me angel of the morning
Just boost my toots before you leave me.
Husband, Nurse, Dual-Wielder
Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede.
🦆 He/They 🦆 #nobots 🦆
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