A crummy commercial?
Great news: Spotify wants to help me succeed on Mastadon through strategic music use. Can't wait to see this playlist.
Cue me suddenly (and randomly) realizing "ultra violence" in A CLOCKWORK ORANGE is a play on the word ultraviolet.
Okay nerds listen up there's only one Cowboy Dad.
Oh honey, who put you in that dress?
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I have to take these Basic Live Saving online classes ("We put the BS in BLS") increasingly frequently, which means I'm often spending an hour or two just clicking through videos and powerpoints I've seen dozens of times. And each year they make it more obtuse, harder to skip through quickly, and I still get 100% on all the tests without even paying a moment of attention to the course material.
In short, I hate you, American Heart Association.
Also I roast my own #coffee
Finally, here's my dog; she loves you.
Husband, Nurse, Dual-Wielder
Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede.
🦆 He/They 🦆 #nobots 🦆
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